1.  Talk longer than people listen

  2. Read from full script

  3. Don't speak to the world of those who listen

  4. Don't aim for transformation of self and hearers by the renewing of your mind

  5. Steal from the Piper/Driscoll/Carson/Keller mp3 on the passage

  6. Start your prep on Friday

  7. Don't listen (let alone watch) yourself afterwards because 'you don't like the sound of your own voice when its recorded'

  8. Don't ask people to open their bibles or refer them to the text

  9. Work hard on making your illustrations the most engaging part of the sermon

  10. Insert "Application = go & evangelize more OR feel guilty about 'X' "

I think I could get to about 30 without breaking a sweat. Help me - what makes someone a dull preacher?